mostly harmless

Rachael. 18. From England.
Large amounts of Supernatural, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Mean Girls, Starkid, ATL, SWS, ymas, P!ATD, Mayday Parade and pretty much anything that makes me laugh. I laugh at stupid things and quite often need to go get my mind out of the gutter :D
My ex-boyfriend used to be in a band that Harry Styles used to be in.
If anyone I know IRL mentions shit I put on here to anyone we know I will cut you :D

  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*
  • pete wentz writing: it was ice cream headaches and sweet avalanche when the pearls in our shells got up to dance
  • pete wentz talking: yo what the fuck is up motherfuckers peep this shit out and put your diamonds in the sky if you feel the fucking vibe
  • pete wentz tweeting: I got alotta love for dogs that look like mops.
spookystrid:

thebobblehat:

ivorytowermind:

roachpatrol:

quintobatchh:

strawberrypatty:

itseasytoremember:

bludgertothehead:

marauderdream:

this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along 

and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man

Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books

Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lilly. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.
Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.

Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive

A dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive because he went from being a supportive friend to a vicious asshole who joined a terrorist organization dedicated to eradicating her and she got fed the fuck up with his shit

#later he redeemed himselfy by#um#well#uh#hmm

it’s back and I’m happy

albus severus you were named after two shitheads, i dont really know what i was thinking

spookystrid:

thebobblehat:

ivorytowermind:

roachpatrol:

quintobatchh:

strawberrypatty:

itseasytoremember:

bludgertothehead:

marauderdream:

this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along 

and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man

Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books

Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lilly. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.

Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.

Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive

A dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive because he went from being a supportive friend to a vicious asshole who joined a terrorist organization dedicated to eradicating her and she got fed the fuck up with his shit

#later he redeemed himselfy by#um#well#uh#hmm

it’s back and I’m happy

albus severus you were named after two shitheads, i dont really know what i was thinking

trohmen:

fall out boy could actually hit me across the face with a 50 pound weight and it still wouldn’t hit me as hard as disloyal order of water buffaloes did when i first heard it

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked